5: The Breakfast Club - "Flip You!" No, flip you, you fricking idiot censors.
4: Shaun of the Dead - "Funk!" Oh, come on--funk? Thant's not even clever--it just sounds like the same word! Though it does make the scene unintentionally funnier!
3: Die Hard - "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon!" Who? Are you effing kidding me? There's no Mr. Falcon in this movie!
2: Snakes on a Plane - "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" Can you spot both? Here's a hint--the snakes on the plane did not battle baboons, and the plane was entirely capable of flying on weekends. These are just bloody ridiculous.
1: Die Hard With A Vengeance - "Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist melon farmer!" A clever reference to officer John McClane's favorite hobby? (You remember all the scenes where he was in his cantaloupe patch.) Maybe... But if not, thank you, thank you with a vengeance...
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