5: The waitress mistakenly brought my brother the baked potato I ordered (for myself) to my brother.
Waitress: "Do you want sour cream or bacon?"
Me: "Just sour cream."
Brother: "Hmm... Uh..."
Me: "Seriously, no bacon."
Brother: "Sour cream, and, uh..."
Eventually he sent her away without bacon and gave it to me, so all was well, but wtf?
4: Me: "There are a bunch of really good steakhouses in the City; Peter Luger's, Gallagher's, Del Frisco's..."
Brother: "Is there an Outback?"
|Everyone's favorite vegetable.|
Me: "Yeah, they're good."
Brother (suddenly angry): "What do you know about brussels sprouts!?!?"
|Sweep the leg.|
Me: "You mean the freckled ginger with the thick Irish accent? Irish."
Brother: "So she's not Jamaican?"
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