|I ripped this pic from an awesome Halloween prop |
4: Thermal Video Images - "Those non-moving blobs of heat on the couch where we were just sitting, but which do not appear anywhere that we weren't touching the fabric, which were picked up by the thermal video are probably images of the heat we left behind. Maybe we shouldn't take thermal videos of things we were just sitting on, leaning against, etc.
3: EVP - "It's four hours of static. You recorded four hours of static."
2: EMF Meter - "Hey! The EMF Meter is picking up all the electro-magnetic activity present in this house--as it is in every house--exactly as it's supposed to! Now let's go look for ghosts!"
1: Eyewitness Testimony - "I have an idea of what I think I saw, but it's anecdotal evidence, so I don't expect you to accept it as proof. Moreover, I know our minds can play tricks on us, so I'm looking for better evidence myself!"
Sorry to take the fun out of it, but the quicker we admit it's bullshit, the better off we'll all be. Comments, questions, want to tell me that I'm full of shit? Share your thoughts below. And remember, we're never happier than when you share us with your friends and like us on Facebook.