I get this catalog in the mail. It is filled with the most inane, useless gadgets, trinkets, and magic amulets (literally) in existence. My wife was bored and decided to mark up the ads before I had a chance to throw it out. These comments (and the underlying advertisements) are the subject of today's top 5!
5: Here's a helpful phone:
4: Behold the beautiful terrycloth dress:
3: Random Christmas decorations in the spring? Check.
2: A very special wallet, for "her."
1: Mmm... collagen in a bottle, useless and tasty!
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