|"Hey Kooz, all my children have been instructed to take up residence on your lawn--bwahahahahaha!"|
|[Insert "plumber's crack" joke here; get no laughs.]|
|"Wanna see, or wanna eat? Your call, but soon my buddies will all blink out too."|
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