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5: Guy: "It says here, 'breakfast any time.''
Waitress: "That's right."
Guy: "I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment, please."
Guy (to his friend): "Renaissance. It went over her head. I should have said 'Renaissance.' Age of Enlightenment... I... oh God. Like a Vegas waitress is gonna get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like I'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said, 'let me jump your ignorant bones."
Guy (to waitress): "Excuse me, we're in a little bit of a hurry."
Waitress: "Hang on, Voltaire."
4: "What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?"
3: Guy at door: "Hello."
Guy in house: "Yeah?"
Guy at door: "Uh, I'm here for the gangbang..."
2: "That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly..."
1: Doctor: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Woman: "Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
Doctor: "Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
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