If you've worked in an office, you've met these people.
she'll be promoted and be your boss.
4: The Scavenger - If there is food in the office, the Scavenger finds it. Whether it's leftover cake from a staff birthday, or hot food from after a client meeting, the Scavenger sniffs it out and packs a plate (or several) to bring back to his desk. The Scavenger's salary is proportional to the amount of scavenging, with the highest paid people taking the most free food.
3: The Bragger - Nobody can top the bragger. This jackass has done everything, and more impressively than you. He's had a hole in one at Pebble Beach, saved a life by physically pumping someone's heart with his hands until paramedics showed up, been to the Kentucky Derby/Superbowl/that concert of that band you like--but he was in the third row. Screw this guy--he's full of shit and we all know it.
2: The Busy Guy - This guy never gets anything done, yet he's always busy. He always looks annoyed and rushed, travelling around the office with notepads and TPS reports, yet he never seems to be reading them. The Busy Guy might as well be George Costanza...
1: The Gunner - Everything is nice and relaxed until the Gunner arrives. He raises the bar again and again--work late? Sure. Work late for no overtime? Absolutely. Work late and over the weekend? Yeppers. This forces all the Gunner's co-workers to up their game (and resent the Gunner). Thanks for that.
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