Total cop out, but for the sake of not missing the day, here's why today's top 5 is lame.
5: I'm writing it on an iPad in the dark with my two year old and 5 month old sleeping in play pens on the floor next to me, so I can't effectively research an interesting topic.
4: I usually keep a couple of articles in the queue for times when I'm too busy to write, but the queue was depleted due to working past midnight a couple times this week.
3: Nobody volunteered to guest blog. ...Something about it being a holiday or something.
2: Umm... Would you believe I was kidnapped by aliens?
1: Let's be honest, nobody is reading this on the Saturday of a long weekend!
Enjoy the long weekend! And if you did read this, leave a quick comment to let me know (and show me up)!