2: You constantly reference Reaganomics, the Soviet Union, the Berlin Wall, or Oliver North.
1: You're a big fan of Fred Savage or Neil Patrick Harris.
5: Trick question. Add 5 for a 2600, add 2 for a 7800, but lose 3 for a shitty 5200. If your 2600 has faux wood paneling, add an extra 2 points.
4: The members of the band can't name any song other than Come on Eileen. Lose 3 points for trying too hard.
3: Nobody but Technotronic ever thought this was cool. Lose 5 points if you said yes.
2: If you do so in an attempt to be cool, lose 5 points, and please, stop. If you do so in an appropriate context, such as discussing George H. W. Bush's place in the history of U.S. politics, lose 3 points--that isn't cool and you're too smart to be taking this dumb quiz.
1: If it's a show about a prepubescent doctor or involves Winnie Cooper, lose 3 points. If it's a movie that involves Nintendo, add 4 points. If it's something that aired after the 80's but before 2005, lose 2 points. If it aired more recently and involves Sandcastles in the Sand, add 1 point.
Add up your arbitrary score. If you took this quiz, kept score, and added it up, you're not cool.
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