Monday, June 25, 2012

Top 5 Comments Overheard at a Brazilian Steakhouse

Ever been to a Brazilian steakhouse?  They give you a coin or block that's half red and half green--folks walk around with skewered meat, checking in with tables which have blocks green side up, skipping those which don't.  As long as you are green side up, you get as much skewered meat as you want.  It's an all-you-can-eat meatfest!  A group of friends and I visited a recently opened one in Stamford, CT.  The food was good, the company was great, and the unintentionally ridiculous comments were flowing!  Here are the 5 funniest along with some commentary.

5: One of us: "I've still got, like, one small hole that doesn't have meat in it."  The hole was in one of our stomachs.  You were thinking somewhere else perhaps?

4: Waiter: "I come first for the ladies."  They don't appreciate that.

3: One of us: "After you turn it over, the meat's gonna come hard and heavy."  Thankfully, the word "it" is in there.

2: One of us: "Nothing like a rusty sword to get yourself circumcised."  The only thing on the list that is not a double entendre.  Guess we were getting giddy.

1: Waiter: "Just pull on it; that's how you get it off."  The waiter said this shortly after saying: "if you pull on it, it falls off"; which is also funny, if not painful.

Throughout the evening, jokes about the smoked sausage and discussion of smoking the sausage were plentiful.  Hopefully you enjoyed our discussion of fine meats and circumcision.  Never thought I'd write a sentence like that...  As always, check us out on Facebook and share us with a friend, and you can always leave your comments below.


  1. An excellent selection of fine double entendres.

    On a separate note, I'd like there to be one of those red and green indicators for coffee at all the restaurants I go to. Keeps 'em away when you've got the perfect creamer to coffee ratio, and brings them in when you've gone dry.

    You're an institution, Top 5, see what you can do.