2: Pittsburgh Penguins - The gentle, docile penguin is a monster on the ice. Look at his eyebrow--he's angry! And check out the cut of his jib--he's buff!
1: Baltimore Orioles - There's always been something pretty damn awesome about this cartoon bird and his over-sized bat. He's going to strike out, because he's on the Orioles, but it's still pretty neat. Although, he's wearing shoes, but not pants--what the f***!!!