|TJ isn't his real name, but whatever. Here he is driving a bulldozer.|
5: Us: [singing I've Been Workin' On The Railroad]
Me: "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah; someone's in the kitchen I know..."
Him: "Someone's in the kitchen with Ted."
Me: "Who's Ted?"
4: Him: "Mommy will buy a pillow and then TJ will lay his head on it."
3: Him: "If you put snow on a stick, they call it a snow stick."
2: Him: [taking his socks off] "Going to look at my feet."
My Wife: "Okay, but then you will say your feet are cold, so think before you take off your socks."
Him: "Then we will put them on again and then we will laugh."
Him: "Laugh, mommy!"
1: Him: [passing gas]
Me: "Are you going potty?"
Him: "No, just a popping sound from my bum."
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