Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Top 5 Things My 2 1/2 Year Old Says

When my son "TJ" was 2, we went over my favorite things he said.  He's grown up a lot in the past several months and has a whole new set of funny quotes.

TJ isn't his real name, but whatever.  Here he is driving a bulldozer.

5: Us: [singing I've Been Workin' On The Railroad]
Me: "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah; someone's in the kitchen I know..."
Him: "Someone's in the kitchen with Ted."
Me: "Who's Ted?"
Him: [laughs]

4: Him: "Mommy will buy a pillow and then TJ will lay his head on it."

3: Him: "If you put snow on a stick, they call it a snow stick."
Me: "Okay."

2: Him: [taking his socks off] "Going to look at my feet."
My Wife: "Okay, but then you will say your feet are cold, so think before you take off your socks."
Him: "Then we will put them on again and then we will laugh."
[---long pause---]
Him: "Laugh, mommy!"

1: Him: [passing gas]
Me: "Are you going potty?"
Him: "No, just a popping sound from my bum."

He's a kid, but he cracks me up.  Any funny quotes from your kids (and for those of you who commented last time--anything new to report)?  Share below, and check us out on Facebook where you can "like" our page and make us happy!


  1. Hilarious.

    By the way... "Popping sound from my bum." Are you raising your child in London?

  2. No idea where he got popping sound. I am pretty sure he figured that was the best way to describe it...