5: When the ride is over, get off the train. This one didn't affect me, but it was just weird. She just sat there looking around, even though everyone else was off the train. She wasn't on the phone or finishing a book or anything. Weird.
4: When you get on the train, and there is a line of people waiting to get on behind you in the morning rush, either go left to the many open seats, or right to the many open seats. Don't stand in the vestibule confused as to which of the two options you should take.
3: If you don't make a decision as to which aisle to walk down, at least move to one side while you choose and let people slip past you.
2: When you do choose a direction, walk down the aisle and sit in an open seat. This seat is just as good as the open one behind it. They are exactly the same. That's how trained are designed. It isn't a hard choice. Just sit!
1: The train is not an acceptable place for you to clip your nails. The clicking is louder than you think and annoying. Also, gross.
I'm pretty sure she saw me writing this, but it's okay--truth is a defense for libel. Back to your usual programming tomorrow. Don't forget to leave a comment below and like us on Facebook.