5: A pen for those with little need to write?
4: Not just for fat feet!
3: Someone end mine, please!
2: ...to work, out to eat, etc...
Garbage. The products are utter crap, based in pseudoscience and showing a general lack of common sense; the best thing about the catalog is the catalog itself. Now it's garbage, just like what it sells. At least we got a few laughs out of it! If you did too, please go like us on Facebook and leave a comment below!