Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Top 5 Items from the Craptastic Dream Catalog

We've discussed this crappy, crappy catalog in the past, but it's the gift that keeps on giving.  Here's more garbage products and bullshit claims.  The ads are crap, but funny.  Sooz's comments are even funnier.

5: A pen for those with little need to write?

4: Not just for fat feet!

3: Someone end mine, please!

2: work, out to eat, etc...

1: Bwahahahaha!

Garbage.  The  products are utter crap, based in pseudoscience and showing a general lack of common sense; the best thing about the catalog is the catalog itself.  Now it's garbage, just like what it sells.  At least we got a few laughs out of it!  If you did too, please go like us on Facebook and leave a comment below! 


  1. I don't know...those slippers looked kinda comfy. I think my pregnancy addled brain could possibly be conned into buying them.

  2. I am certain they are comfortable. I'm just not convinced you'll want to wear them around the clock. They are probably a bit bulky for bed and totally inappropriate for work!

  3. Ever hear of casual Fridays?

  4. Warning on the side of the box for #5: Not liable for unsighted people using this pen to cross busy streets or maneuver through crowded china shops.