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5: Eating until they fall asleep. Okay, I do this on occasion, but I catch hell for it!
4: Crying until they get what they want. Can you imagine doing this in a board meeting?
3: Wearing footsie pajamas 24/7. It's hard even to find footsie pajamas in my size...
2: Getting gifts for almost showing up, then upon arrival, and also after picking a religion. Give it a minute--you'll get it.
1: Sleeping all day long. Again, guilty! But I get grief for it. (Damned other grown-ups!)
I'm seeing a great sitcom here, folks, or at least an SNL sketch. Make it so, and throw some money at me like I just got baptized. Or, you can just leave us a comment below or go to Facebook and like the Kooz Top 5!