Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Top 5 Annoying Christina Aguilera Things on The Voice

I've been watching The Voice--the only music reality show I watch.  Over two and a half seasons, I've grown to loathe Christina Aguilera.  There are many reasons, but here are the top 5:

5: She's a jerk.  She doesn't turn around (to choose a contestant to be on her team), then plays like the only reason she didn't turn around was because the other coaches turned around, making statements like, "I knew you'd be in good hands with Cee Lo" or whatever.  She also pretends to like people she doesn't (saying nice things to them on stage, then making faces after they leave) and pretends not to like people who are good.  Fionally, she makes really condescending remarks sometimes--"you were really good!" to someone none of the coaches picked.

Sausage in a black dress and heels.
4: She's kind of nasty.  She trots out her boobs, wearing dresses two sizes too small which makes her bust seem like balloons ready to pop.  Put those puppies away!  Ten years ago, I'd have been fine with this, but the current Christina is a little bit gross.  You also know she surrounds herself with yes-men, since she wears tight, inappropriate clothing but no longer has the body for it, but she does it week after week, as though those closest to her keep telling her it looks fine.

3: She doesn't get the jokes.  It's like Adam, Cee Lo, and Blake are just operating on a higher level, and she's going along to fit in.

2: She's a narcissist.  She refers to herself as "Xtina."

1: She's a bitch.  She pretends she doesn't remember someone she was in the Mickey Mouse Club with.  Seriously, how uncomfortable was it when she spent all of season 2 deriding Tony Lucca, a guy who started his career on Disney with Christina.

Family Guy nailed Christina in this clip.  What do you think?  Do you like this show?  Do you like Christina? Why or why not?  Share with us in the comments below, and don't forget to find us on Facebook and press that little "like" button.

4 comments:

  1. Not gonna lie. Trotting out the boobs is fine by me.

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  2. Maybe it's not too late to recast her. Is Annette Funicello still available?

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