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4: Four idiots were on the golf course. Because when a storm chock full of lightning and flying debris is happening, you want to find yourself an open field and hold a metal pole. And playing a game like golf in those kind of conditions is pretty brilliant too.
3: There was a huge run on water at the store. Because when too much water falls from the skies and there's a chance of flooding, you need to gather as much extra water as you can. Okay, I get the difference between drinking water and rainwater, but seriously, if a tree falls on your house, you aren't going to be trapped for a month--you don't need a bomb-shelter's supply worth of H2O.
2: The news doesn't stop talking about Frankenstorm. Because there is nothing more interesting happening, say, for example, the impending election of the leader of the free world.
1: Three people were raking their leaves into piles. Because when you expect 60-mph wind gusts, piled leaves will stay piled and off your lawn. Everyone else's leaves will stay off your lawn too--there's no way you'll need to repeat that work.
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