5: Mitt thinks the most romantic place for Obama to spend his anniversary is on stage with Mitt. He said so. Really. We think he was kidding.
4: Mitt thinks China is full of cheaters. In one rant, he said he'd "crack down on China if and when they cheat."
3: They acted like chums.
Romney: "...Obamacare is on my list. I'm sorry Mr. President; I use that term with all due respect."
Obama: "I like it!"
2: Jim Lehrer generally lost control as moderator, but occasionally tried to wrest it back. Also, you can officially refer to the President of the United States as "him" now.
Romney: [Cut off by the moderator after stating one of two points he intended to raise.] "Let me mention the other one, let's talk the other big one."
Moderator: "No, let's not. Let's let him [gestures to the President] respond."
|"Bad, President; bad. No. No." If only Romney bopped him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper.|
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