Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Top 5 Reindeer Games

"They never let poor Rudolph join in an reindeer games." - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

We've been doing some Christmas-themed posts, and you folks seem to like them, so here's another.  For years, children have wondered what these games could be.  Children need wonder no more, for the crack team of researchers at the Kooz Top 5 scoured the globe for answers (then ended up making them up).  Here are your top 5 reindeer games:

5: Freeze Stag - Hardest part of this game is figuring out how to "tag" with hooves.

4: Buck, Buck, Moose - Nobody wants to be the moose.  Nobody.

3: Tic-Tac-Doe - Before declaring yourself the winner, you have to sing the entire "do-re-me" song (Doe, a deer, a female deer...).

2: Truth or Deer - The older reindeer like this one, but I'll be damned if I can figure out how it's played.

1: Fawn Darts - It's like dodgeball, but more uncomfortable.  Don't worry, they use rubber darts...

Remember--no playing these with Rudolph.  To be clear, I'm not sure if the prejudice is solely against Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, or if it applies to all red-nosed creatures, or all Rudolphs, so I think twice about letting NYC's former Mayor play with you.  If you can think of any others, drop a note in the comments below, and don't forget to visit us on Facebook and like our page!

4 comments:

  1. "Stag Racing," "Capture the Stag," "Buckgammon," "Strategdoe," "Red Light, Green Light," and - of course - "Fruit Ninja."

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  2. Where were you when we were coming up with these?!?!?!

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  3. I hear you. That took an inordinate amount of effort.

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  4. We're stagnant. We could use real writers. We pay $0. Join us. Don't make me use the Force!

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