|Paging Mr. P. W. Herman; Mr. P. W. Herman you have a telephone call.|
|And I'm sure this process emits no odors either.|
|This guy and nine of his best friends.|
Of course, you can say--and people would agree--that these things are balanced by the gifts of 9 ladies dancing and 5 gold rings, but that's a judgment call. Tell us what you think in the comments, and don't forget to find us on Facebook and like out page!