Parking. We've heard your parking complaints, and we're here to help. Finding a parking spot can be brutal, but we can make it easier with some simple legislation. Here are the top 5 parking rules that should exist.
5: No teasing. All tiny cars should be required to pull in only far enough to have their rear bumper line up with the normal cars next to it. Stop teasing people into thinking a spot is empty!
4: No stealing. If a car is pulling out and you have your blinker on to claim the spot, but someone comes from the other direction and pulls in, you are permitted to park behind them and block them in.
3: No teasing II. Cars that are backing out of a spot only to straighten out and pull back in should not be permitted to do so in crowded lots when other cars are waiting for them to pull out and leave.
2: No making me look stupid. If you park in some bizarre crooked way that in turn makes me have to also park that way, you should be required to stay and wait for me to leave before you. No leaving first and making ME look like the one that as no idea how to park.
1: Signaling. All cars should be required to have turn signals so you know when they are going to turn into a spot. What's that you say? All cars DO have turn signals? Well from what I've seen they are an option that no one pays for.
It is completely permissible for you to flip off violators. Yeah, even if they have kids in the car--you are teaching those kids a valuable lesson in not being a jackass! Help us get support for these propositions; share this post and like us on Facebook. And if you've got anything to add, do so below.