Pope Benedict XVI is stepping down on February 28th. Here's our thoughts as to why.
4: He just learned the Pope can't date!
3: Just once he'd like to sleep in on a Sunday.
2: Neck problems--that hat is heavy!
1: He's got to get ready for Spring Training.
The Pope actually cites deteriorating strength, and we wish him well. Abdicating a position of absolute authority is rare in history--good for him for putting the needs of his group ahead of his ego. Don't even try to lie and say you don't have your own theory. Tell us below!