Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Top 5 Comments about Toronto Mayor Rob Ford


Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, a city of 2.5 million (more populous than all but 3 cities in the U.S.), recently admitted at the most awkward press conference ever that he smoked crack last year while in a drunken stupor.  Here are the funniest comments about or fake quotes about the incident:

5: He lives in a van, down by the river!

4: Marion Barry: "Ford would make a fine Mayor of Washington D.C."

3: Rob Ford: "Can't you [the media] use a picture of me smoking crack instead of that one of me having an accident [pictured above]?"

2: Headline: Chris Farley Found Alive, Though Not Well, in Canada

1: Rob Ford: "I'm sorry; I was in a drunken stupor and high on crack at the time of that press conference."

Sorry Rob, but you brought this on yourself.  Have you heard any good ones about Rob Ford?  If so, share in the comments below!

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1 comment:

  1. Both Daily and Colbert did huge things about this last night and they were hilarious. Colbert does call him, "the Chris Farley Tribute Mayor". So I share this link with you--Ford stuff begins around the 1:00 mark: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/430239/november-05-2013/rob-ford-s-crack-scandal

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